MY STATS


General	Running the Gay-Straight Alliance at school, lettering in track, and trying to raise money for a statue of Yvonne DeCarlo at Faneuil Hall.
Music	Anything that Eminem didn't write, sing, or otherwise infect.
Movies	See attached Excel spreadsheet. But somebody really needs to explain Yves Montand to me. "Daissssy. Sometimes I teenk eef I hear anudder 'I mean,' I will tighten my tie till I stwangle." What's up with that??
Television	Except for Seinfeld, Will and Grace (sort of), and Murphy (Sigh) Brown, nothing comes close to Maude or The Lucy Show (especially the episode when Ethel Merman played Agnes Schmidlap). That's why God gave us Nick-at-Nite.
Books	Right now I'm reading All About All About Eve and trying to find something in it that I didn't already know.
Sports	My brother was named after a Red Sock called Tony Conigliaro and my boyfriend practically memorized the Jim Cheyunski family tree (this one played for the Pats—wide end or something). By process of elimination, that leaves me with lacrosse. I actually have a Bill Larash autograph, but nobody ever asks to see it.
Heroes	This week? Vivian Vance. ("I have sufficient.")
Favorite things	Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles, and warm woolen mittens. Duh.
Favorite expression	ARFAB. "Almost ready for a boyfriend." That was me at the beginning of freshman year. Andy happened that October. But he didn't get ARFAB until Thanksgiving. Centaurs aren't as swift as they think.


Status	In a relationship. His name's Andy. His eyes don't match any color in the spectrum, so we think he invented Andy Blue.
Here for	Friends and anybody who can tell me in ten words or less WHY Alanis Morissette stopped touring. She was my entire life for three weeks. Now I'm SO over her.
Orientation	Gay. Normally you can only go as high as a Kinsey 6, but they gave me an 8.
Hometown	Brookline, Massachusetts
Body type	5'7" and athletic: soccer, swimming, and track (which really means cutoffs, Speedos, and white shorts—when you got it baby, flaunt it)
Ethnicity	Second generation Chinese American
Religion	Stephen Sondheim
Zodiac sign	Aries. It's a ram. Andy's a Sagittarius. That's a centaur. The only things we have in common are the hooves.
Smoke/drink	No/no
Family	This one would take a book to answer. First there's Mom and Dad. Then my godmother Phyllis, who co-owns the bookstore with my father. (Think Hattie McDaniel if she could kick a field goal and run for Congress at the same time. That's Phyllis.) My brother Tick came along in first grade when we were both 6, so I inherited his family too: Pop (who owns a construction company and helps us build our projects for school), Aunt Babe and Aunt Ruth (I'm not making this up), Nehi (our cocker spaniel), and Pop's girlfriend Lori— who's also our high school adviser, which winds up cross-pollinating two different sections of my life that really ought to remain separate.
Children	Someday. Meanwhile, I'm getting a lot of practice. Hucky's only 8, and sometimes my boyfriend acts even younger.
Education	High school junior
Occupation	High school junior
MySpace page	myspace.com/augiehwong